lawyer jokes

|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to b...

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer



1. Your lawyer tell...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for th...

** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.

** What do you call a lawyer with an IQ o...

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.

Q: What do lawyers use as co...

A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the mat...

** What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

** Di...

** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.

** What happens when you cross a...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

“Fifty dollars for thr...

A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his brand new Ferarri F50. All of a sudden he loses co...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor...

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too youn...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for th...

|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...

An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office ...

A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 b...

A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter,...

If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a ...

A lawyer named 'Strange' was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the ston...

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer ...

A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the mat...

|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone...

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the st...

|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

A: When a busload of ...

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While
several of the ...

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

A lawyer charged a client $500.00 for legal services. The client paid him with crisp new $100.00...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneadi...

A lawyer needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all...

** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable ...

Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.

L...

Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.

L...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

|You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 fo...

Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm?

because a lawyer continues sucking you even wh...

|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An impossibility.

Q: What do you get when yo...

Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loophol...

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off ...