Lawyer Jokes

  • $100,000

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 57 hits


    A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: ...

  • $25,000 Each

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 58 hits


    A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an...

  • 100 Lawyers in the Sand

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 51 hits


    Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?

    A: Not enoug...

  • 3 men traveling together

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 88 hits


    A Hindu Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer were all traveling together and came upon an Inn with only ...

  • 4 Surgeons (adult)

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 62 hits


    4 surgeons were in the doctors lounge talking.

    The first one said," I like operatin...

  • 500 lawyers in the ocean

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 63 hits


    What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?...

  • 5000 dead lawyers

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 79 hits

    What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...

  • 747 Full of Lawyers

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 59 hits


    Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?A: He threatened to release one ...

  • A cold winter night

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 83 hits

    |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...

  • A defendant was on trial

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 55 hits


    A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was n...

  • A Dublin lawyer died in poverty

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 67 hits


    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his fun...

  • A Few Good Lawyers !

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 62 hits


    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneadi...

  • A Lawyer and A Politician

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 59 hits


    What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
    Chelsea Clinto...

  • A lawyer and an engineer

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 61 hits


    A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause my hou...

  • A lawyer is bombing along

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 78 hits


    A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his brand new Ferarri F50. All of a sudden he loses co...

  • A lawyer's dog, running about

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 53 hits


    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

  • A Lawyer's Ethical Dilemma

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 60 hits


    A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 b...

  • A love for material goods

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 90 hits

    |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...

  • A man and his Alligator

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 87 hits

    A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...


  • Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin a...

  • a thief and his lawyer

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 82 hits

    Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...

  • A Trucker, A Priest and A Lawyer

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 70 hits


    A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He st...

  • Actual stupid questions asked

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 83 hits

    |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...

  • Advice from lawyers

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 91 hits

    |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...

  • All Male Jury

    rating0 Lawyer Jokes 64 hits


    A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady...


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