Lawyer Jokes

A Hindu Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer were all traveling together and came upon an Inn with only ...

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...

|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneadi...

A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his brand new Ferarri F50. All of a sudden he loses co...

|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...

|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...

|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...

|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...

|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...

|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...

|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...

A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...

Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the s...

|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...

|"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through t...

|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...

Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...

Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...