Lawyer Jokes

A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: ...

A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an...

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enoug...

A Hindu Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer were all traveling together and came upon an Inn with only ...

4 surgeons were in the doctors lounge talking.

The first one said," I like operatin...

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?...

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?A: He threatened to release one ...

|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was n...

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his fun...

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneadi...

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinto...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause my hou...

A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his brand new Ferarri F50. All of a sudden he loses co...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 b...

|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin a...

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He st...

|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...

|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...

A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady...