kids jokes

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Here's a list of variations of the "God Speaks"...

Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...

Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!...

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom....

Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...



A child will not spill on a dirty floor.<...

AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR ...

$90,000/month in child support; $150,000/month for the child's diction lessons.
Restrainin...

Washington Post - Invitational Challenge was to come up with terribly inappropriate Christmas gi...

This one sounds better spoken because of the ryhmes. Try it out loud...

Santa, maki...

A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!...

Wanna ride bikes?...

yo mamma so fat she got hit dy a bus a said



"ya'll kids stop throwing the...

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up...

How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry?



"You flip a nickel, and heads me...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent t...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too l...

Q: How do you babysit black kids?



A: Wet their lips and stick them to t...

yo mammas so fat she saw 2 school bus's full of white kids and said stop them twinkys.....

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.



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Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing. Says Banta, "H...

|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

He s...

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual devianc...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the...

A ghost, a vampire and a zombie were off scaring little kids and then went to a big house. A pol...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?



A: They're afra...

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he pic...

Justice, American Style

The following exchange happened last March 5 on the show "Politi...

A girl came skipping home from school one day.



"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled...

One is white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with the other you carry groceries in....

|Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the...

You might be a redneck if...

You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it...

A Cyberspace friend of mine here in Istanbul who teaches computer science to junior high-school ...

The kinderkarten teacher started school every morning by teaching the kids one new English word....

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

One of your kids was born on ...

|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!...

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off the...

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y...

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!...

|What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...

|What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...

|What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...

|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...

|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...

|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...

|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...

|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...