Kids Jokes

|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...

|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...

|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...

|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...

|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...

|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...

|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...

|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...

|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no ot...

|Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q:...

|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a ...

|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dog...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What...

|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!...

|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...

|What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on ...

|What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrink...

|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...

|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...

|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...

|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...

|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...