kids jokes

You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem - that would be humour) to fully understand this...

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy...

In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one
told to me many year...

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....

New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside ...

During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He inv...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

Motherhood: If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour...

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...

|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do wa...

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would d...

Here's Some Advice from Kids, Aged Eight to Fourteen:



Never trust a dog t...

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.



Poop wa...

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...

- A trip without the kids....

None of the kids that live in your house......

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we ...

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Ma...

A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHRO...

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class co...

A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade clas...

One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert....

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...

1. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the ...

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Here's a list of variations of the "God Speaks"...

Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...

Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!...

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom....

Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...



A child will not spill on a dirty floor.<...

AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR ...

$90,000/month in child support; $150,000/month for the child's diction lessons.
Restrainin...

Washington Post - Invitational Challenge was to come up with terribly inappropriate Christmas gi...

This one sounds better spoken because of the ryhmes. Try it out loud...

Santa, maki...

A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!...

Wanna ride bikes?...

yo mamma so fat she got hit dy a bus a said



"ya'll kids stop throwing the...

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up...

How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry?



"You flip a nickel, and heads me...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent t...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too l...

Q: How do you babysit black kids?



A: Wet their lips and stick them to t...

yo mammas so fat she saw 2 school bus's full of white kids and said stop them twinkys.....

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.



A...