kids jokes

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating...

"Department Store Santa Pet Peeves"

As presented on the 12/09/96 broadcast of LATE SHO...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids....

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a gla...

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for y...

This family is sitting around the table and the kids have some meat in front of them and dont kn...

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson ...

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly.

"All right" says the Do...

A German, Englishman and Arab are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each ot...

He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or nice ... but does he remember to ...

Dashing Through The Mall

(sung to Dashing Through The Snow)

Dashing throu...

A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling eac...

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Sub...

His parents had just moved to town, and it was his first day in first
grade at the new sc...

Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....

We have a stringent rule against chewing gum in our house, which led
to the following amu...

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge ...

There were 3 guys on this island. They find a magic lamp and rub it. The Genie Comes out and say...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

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"You got to ...

Incident at the old swimming pool

by jiM Mica

I'm sure I've mentioned tha...

These two kids about 12 or 13 go to confession. The first one goes into
the confessional ...

A husband shopping center (Husband Mart) has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husban...

|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the...

It was time for the sex talk to their kids, Little Johnny and Little Jane.

Each p...

Three men are standing before St. Peter while he questions them about their lives.

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You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem - that would be humour) to fully understand this...

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy...

In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one
told to me many year...

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....

New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside ...

During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He inv...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

Motherhood: If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour...

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...

|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do wa...

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would d...

Here's Some Advice from Kids, Aged Eight to Fourteen:



Never trust a dog t...

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.



Poop wa...

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...

- A trip without the kids....

None of the kids that live in your house......