Kids Jokes

|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: W...

|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...

|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead par...

|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...

|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried ow...

|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygne...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...

|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...

|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...

|Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talkin...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if you...

|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...

|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...

|Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in C...

|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind...

|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the ...

|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...

|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...

|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a cater...

|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...

|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...

|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...

|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...

|Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chick...

|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens se...