kids jokes

12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have tak...

12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have tak...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipot...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some ...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH B...

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some l...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omn...

Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy ...

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory per...

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some l...

It's customarily said that Christmas is done 'for the kids'. Considering how awful Christmas is ...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...

A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.



The local kid:

"My m...

A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:"My mom was born in California!Where was your mo...

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait...

Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned...

Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of h...

How do chinese people name their kids?
Throw a fork at the wall and name their kid after ...

A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about...

Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...

There were two kids (both african american) it was halloween night and the two kids the brother ...

This Chasidic Jew from New York decides to try his luck in
Birmingham, Alabama. When he ...

Schedule of a Wife and Mother:

Attempt to wake husband.
Feed baby.
Make breakfast...

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid p...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating...

"Department Store Santa Pet Peeves"

As presented on the 12/09/96 broadcast of LATE SHO...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids....

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a gla...

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for y...

This family is sitting around the table and the kids have some meat in front of them and dont kn...

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson ...

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly.

"All right" says the Do...

A German, Englishman and Arab are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each ot...

He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or nice ... but does he remember to ...

Dashing Through The Mall

(sung to Dashing Through The Snow)

Dashing throu...

A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling eac...

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Sub...

His parents had just moved to town, and it was his first day in first
grade at the new sc...

Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....

We have a stringent rule against chewing gum in our house, which led
to the following amu...

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge ...