Kids Jokes

|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...

|What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...

|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...

|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...

|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...

|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...

|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...

|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...

|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...

|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...

|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...

|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...

|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...

|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...

|What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...

|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...

|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...

|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...

|What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!...

|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...

|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...

|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!...

|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!...