job-office jokes

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in ...

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in ...

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...

The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet....

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and ...

Laloo is having a bad morning, as he explains to one of his goons in the office. A letter had ju...

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...

Dick Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George W. Bush

"I've got a problem," say...

A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Tayl...

YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...

Now that wine making is becoming a popular hobby, I offer my secret recipe for "Post Office Red"...

A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. ...

I need to whip it out by 5 o'clock
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my bo...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

“Fifty dollars for thr...

The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, ...

A true story that happened in Prague about 15 years ago.

A gang "visited" an office...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

One day a woman had a 11:00am appointment at the gynecologist office and got woke out of bed aro...

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

To: All Employees

From: Management

Subject: Office conduct during the Chri...

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch.

Af...

The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small tow...

Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...

The Marine 3-star general in charge of the joint office called his entire staff in for an indoct...

|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy hous...

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy h...

The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...

A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and sp...

A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...

|Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a proble...

A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife
has complained to...

See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

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To: All Employees

From: Management

Subject: Office conduct during the Christ...

3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.





The fir...

3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.



The first man walk...

A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no busine...

The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town ...

Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed...

3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked into the office . The inter...