job-office jokes

A newly established lawyer, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, picked u...

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit get...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?



You do all the work and...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...

Here is an easy way to make money from the post office.


Buy an Helium filled fl...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to wh...

He went to the post office to pick up a job application. He got in line at about 2:50 PM. By the...

So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to ...

How careers end...

Office clerks are defiled.

Mediums are dispirited.

Pr...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for y...

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? The

pool table in the...

So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour our

guide pointed out...

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!...

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHE...

The clerk at the post office counter told the woman, "You have to put another stamp on this lett...

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?





A: You...

Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.



"I've got a problem," says W.

Cheney gets a call from his boss, W.

"I've got a problem," says W.

"Wh...

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...

When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair se...

|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of...

The police were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped fro...

there is a clever blonde, santa, and an office worker all in an elevtor, there is 5 dollars on t...

Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...

The boss went on an efficiency kick, and put up signs all over the office saying "DO IT NOW."

Point at a photo of the interviewer's family on desk and start
laughing uncontrollably.

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

4. If my arms are full of papers, ...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in ...

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in ...

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...

The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet....

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and ...

Laloo is having a bad morning, as he explains to one of his goons in the office. A letter had ju...

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...

Dick Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George W. Bush

"I've got a problem," say...

A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Tayl...

YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...

Now that wine making is becoming a popular hobby, I offer my secret recipe for "Post Office Red"...

A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. ...

I need to whip it out by 5 o'clock
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my bo...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

“Fifty dollars for thr...