Job/Office Jokes

|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lo...

|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for...

|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and wa...

|Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Da...

|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea...

|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by ...

|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a ma...

|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked wi...

|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reac...

|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos...

|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr...

|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ...

|How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far ...

|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been ...

|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the childre...

|These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription...

|MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b...

|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy hous...

|TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. ...

|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young m...

|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of mone...

|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - t...

|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MI...

|Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam...

|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of differen...