Jewish jokes Jokes

  • 100 jews

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    how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 5 in then seats and 95 in the ash tray!...

  • 14 Cents

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    A Jewish woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How mu...

  • A spy named Epstein

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    It was during the cold war. The fate of the Western world hung in the balance. A secret agent ha...

  • All about Noah's ark

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    1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.


    2. Stay fit. When you...

  • American Jewish Words

    rating0 Jewish jokes 42 hits


    1. JEWBILATION n. Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish


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  • Arab/Jewish understanding

    rating0 Jewish jokes 157 hits


    A Jewish man sits next to two Arab men on a flight from New York to Miami. The Jewish man kicks ...

  • Arafat

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    Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic abo...

  • asians

    rating0 Jewish jokes 61 hits


    how do u no if an asain family have broken into your house ?





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  • Baruch Hashem/ Shema Yisrael

    rating0 Jewish jokes 57 hits


    There was a new car in the market that instead of putting the gear in drive, reverse, park etc.....

  • Begging Jews

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    In old Russia, two beggars sat next to each other in a district where few Jews lived. One held a...

  • Bounced Check

    rating3 Jewish jokes 37 hits


    When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied,

  • Buzz Off

    rating0 Jewish jokes 44 hits


    One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.




  • Calling Mother

    rating0 Jewish jokes 42 hits


    A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"


    "Not too good," says th...

  • car tradegy

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    5 jews and a car go over a cliff why is this a problem?





    3 mor...

  • Chanukah Stamps

    rating0 Jewish jokes 39 hits


    A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May...

  • childhood friends/priest & rabbi

    rating0 Jewish jokes 67 hits


    A rabbi and a priest had been lifelong childhood friends. The priest was always trying to cover...

  • Chinese Jews.

    rating0 Jewish jokes 83 hits


    A Brooklynite tourist was strolling through Hong Kong when he spied a synagogue. He entered and,...

  • Chinese Waiter

    rating0 Jewish jokes 38 hits


    A group of Jewish American Tourist are in London and on their itinary is listed a visit to Bloom...

  • chs

    rating0 Jewish jokes 145 hits


    How did the Rabbi translate hebrew to english ...

  • Collision Course

    rating0 Jewish jokes 64 hits


    There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest. The cars are completetly shaterred...

  • Criminal Justice

    rating0 Jewish jokes 46 hits


    Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?


    A: They never let anyon...

  • Discretion

    rating0 Jewish jokes 131 hits







    Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse wh...

  • Dishonor

    rating0 Jewish jokes 39 hits


    "Honor"





    Two Japanese businessmen were talking during their di...

  • El Al

    rating0 Jewish jokes 53 hits


    Did you hear that El Al and Al Italia are merging?





    Oh yeh. T...

  • El Al

    rating0 Jewish jokes 51 hits


    It was mealtime during a flight on El Al.





    "Would you like din...


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