irish jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick's Day ever...

An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture f...

|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I los...

For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred i...

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:


Collie + Lhasa ApsoColla...

Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the followi...

|The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must ...

|"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting c...

|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He'd wan...

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir,"...

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?...

|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anyt...

(From a joke-of-the-day calendar...)

Three Irish Catholic ladies are across the st...

|"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. "It's alcohol and alcohol alone that...

|In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak a...

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily exam...

|"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I mi...

Three young Irish candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one ...

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily ...

|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the ...

The British Isles, it is said, are inhabited by four nations.

The Scots, who keep t...

|"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife lef...

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Har...

A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your
name and address?"

|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Padd...

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?"

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...

Dog Breeds that did not make it:



Deerhound + Terrier

Derriere, ...

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?



30, 2 to hold t...

|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her...

|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up...

|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots ha...

Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots...

|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the groun...

Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muff...

|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...

A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficult...

Heard on UK Channel 4's Clive Anderson Talks Back, told by Frank Carson,
an Irish comedia...

A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great diffi...

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" ...

Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish

The Guinness is great
The crack is great
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|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to...

|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he h...

|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him...

|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him...

A young country Irish lad is at the local barn dance. He spies in the
distance, a fine l...

|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes in...

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...

Pat goes into the bar on a crutch,his arm in a sling and bandages all over his head.

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish...