irish jokes

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applie...

The following of course comes from the anthropology section of the National
Geographic li...

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are str...

|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. ...

Patty O'Furniture....

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy...

What happens when you have :



2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French m...

|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one ...

What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German ...

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
...

How many Irish blokes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to hold the lightbu...

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a tr...

Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He'...

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 ...

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing....

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !...

Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!...

Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch....

Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes....

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
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What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!...

|"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too w...

Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list....

Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:



How can you tell the ...

What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!...

Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar...

|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they ...

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core ...

|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each fi...

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On St. P...

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick's Day ever...

An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture f...

|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I los...

For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred i...

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:


Collie + Lhasa ApsoColla...

Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the followi...

|The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must ...

|"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting c...

|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He'd wan...

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir,"...

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?...

|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anyt...

(From a joke-of-the-day calendar...)

Three Irish Catholic ladies are across the st...

|"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. "It's alcohol and alcohol alone that...

|In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak a...

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily exam...

|"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I mi...

Three young Irish candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one ...

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily ...

|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the ...