Irish Jokes

|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench ...

|Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no lon...

|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus...

|O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have an evening out. At...

|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy ...

|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about d...

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...

|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a...

|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.Q: What's long & ...

|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drill...

|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of ...

|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the ...

|"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting c...

|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to...

|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop besid...

|The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must ...

|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of th...

|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations were ea...

|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. ...

|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I los...

|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they ...

|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty sho...

|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me ...

|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when th...

|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for someth...