irish jokes

Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish and they took him to an upscale "I...

|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me ...

The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed:
They ran out of s...

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!...

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ...

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a form...

An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a fo...

In 1890, the Irish invented the toilet.

In 1891, the English invented the hole into...

In 1890, the Irish invented the toilet.

In 1891, the English invented the hole in...

One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Paddy askes Bridget, "Bridget, do we have sexual re...

One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Paddy askes Bridget, "Bridget, do we have sexual re...

Although in recent years, the Irish seem to have been shamefully neglected as a good group to ri...

Paddy and Mick shared first prize of $500,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes and were celebrating thei...

an english man an irish man and a jewish man decide they want to become police men so the englis...

|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations were ea...

The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during the first chukka....

|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is i...

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

|This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collapsed in a diabetic c...

There are three irish men walking down the street when a leprechun comes and talks to them.he po...

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing...

Q. What do you call two irish homosexuals

A. Gerald Fitz-patrick and Patrick Fitz-ger...

|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sigh...

|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy ...

Far out at sea two irish men were stranded

on a raft. One day the first one found a b...

There were 3 men working on the harbour bridge, all of a sudden the lunch signal rang, so they s...

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed.
When he replied,...

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The s...

Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots
as a joke, and th...

|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to argui...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a whi...

There was a scotish man, a english man and a irish man, one day at work they were having there l...

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk cle...

|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop...

There is an English, Irish and Scotsman on a plane flying over Europe. Suddenly
they are i...

Q: Why did the Irish give up trying to climb Mount Everest?

A: They ran out of scaffol...

Q. What do you call two Irish Queers?

A. Michael "Fits" Patrick and Patrick "Fits" Mi...

I usually dont tell Irish jokes, but since I'm Irish I think I am entitled to tell this one:

They had been stuck there for a long time and wanted to go home. One day they found a genie who ...

There was an english man an irish man and a jewish man and they all decided to go in a helicopte...

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, ...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

I heard this one from a friend (?) of mine, Ryan Sexsmith.

A man is driving along ...

Three men (an Aussie, an Irish bloke and a German fella) are in an old plane trying to make it a...

|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in n...

I heard this joke recently from Martin Black, an Irish folksinger who tours
with his two ...

Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discus...

|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drill...