Irish Jokes

|It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hunga...

|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her...

|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to argui...

|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sigh...

|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he co...

|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the su...

|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from...

|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble ov...

|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan...

|Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had failed, and his wife...

|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the ne...

|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up...

|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was he...

|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wante...

|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for m...

|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Havi...

|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the...

|"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife lef...

|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father Murphy said, "Than...

|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go t...

|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matt...

|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He'd wan...

|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat hom...

|"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too w...

|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anyt...