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30 Nasty Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

1. I've smoked fatter joints than...

Your breath stinks so bad people look forward to your farts....

How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?

Bomb a swap meet.
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Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them...

You are so poor that when you went up to your mom and asked her what you were having for dinner,...

Your house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies....

Does your face hurt? Well, it's killing me!...

You're so fat, you jumped in the air and got stuck....

What's the difference between you and a prostitute?

The prostitute gets paid....

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play...

Why do fat people hate rolls?

Because they see enough everday when they look in t...

Why don't you slip into something comfortable. . .like a coma....

you are so sweet, but i prefer salty...

You're so ugly it makes your grandmother look hot....

I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight!...

Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed...

Yo mama head so bald that when she go to sleep and put her head on the pillow her wigg slip off!...

You're so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale....

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry!...

You're so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school, she was arrested for littering!...