golf jokes

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to

find the ball he d...

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of ...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...

|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people a...

Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament? A: Tiger Wood...

Q. Why did the blonde bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?

A. Because she...

There was an old man named Bill and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his ...

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his...

There were four 80-year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second ...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...

Once upon a time there was a boy who proposed to a girl:"Will you marry me?"The girl said "NO"So...

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. E...

|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to ...

Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf.
A guy named Mulha...

A bunch of Cardinals got together with the Pope and decided that they wanted to have a golf game...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to ...

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to ...

What do you call an Ethiopian with big feet?

A golf club....

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a g...

I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.

He ALWAYS hit his drives right down...

Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and sa...

Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.



The first guy goes into his...

Two dwarfs were on a golf vacation, and after playing 36 holes on the first day, they hit the lo...

An avid golfer dies and goes to heaven. He is met by St. Peter who tells him,
"Welcome to...

These laws were given to me by an old friend who carried has them around in his golf bag for, ju...

These laws were given to me by an old friend who carried has them around in his golf bag for, ju...

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.



This...

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch ...

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire ...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladi...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around...

John, Tom, Paul and Sam are playing golf one spring day, walking the course and chatting among t...

|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...

Mr. Cody was a well-known rector of a protestant church. One day
he had been playing golf...

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her w...

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former l...

|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on ...

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-...

Replace sand traps with bear traps
When somebody's about to putt, announcer screams, "Let...

A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!"

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Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a ...

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his ...

|A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle ...

Finally there's a logical explanation to the confusion and complexity of the game. You might jus...