golf jokes

A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball in his hand. ...

Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.



The first guy goes into his go...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse....

Posted at a local golf club:

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shou...

LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds...

A young man and an old man were playing a round of golf. When they got to the 18th hole, which w...

Jack and Jessica met on the beach, fell in love with each other at first glance, and after three...

What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.

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A man staggers into a hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightl...

|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf th...

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a ...

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month....

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the co...

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them manage...

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them manage...

|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2...

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.

Finally the pro...

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole...

Nuts ... my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hel...

One day, a man came home from work very anxious to tell his wife something. He tells her that hi...

A rabbi loved to play golf, but he never seemed to have time. He couldn't play on Shabbat, there...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking b...

A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and to...

Three guys get together every Saturday to go to the local Country Club to play golf. One Saturda...

Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive g...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the la...

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to

find the ball he d...

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of ...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...

|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people a...

Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament? A: Tiger Wood...

Q. Why did the blonde bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?

A. Because she...

There was an old man named Bill and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his ...

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his...

There were four 80-year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second ...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...

Once upon a time there was a boy who proposed to a girl:"Will you marry me?"The girl said "NO"So...

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. E...

|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to ...

Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf.
A guy named Mulha...

A bunch of Cardinals got together with the Pope and decided that they wanted to have a golf game...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to ...