A Hole in One
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A rabbi loved to play golf, but he never seemed to have time. He couldn't play on Shabbat, there...
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A rabbi loved to play golf, but he never seemed to have time. He couldn't play on Shabbat, there...
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25 hitsTwo Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...
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24 hitsAmateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...
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A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury ...
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18 hitsQ: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...
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A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the ...
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Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral process...
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I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than an tree;
A tree o'er which my ball ...
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1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get ...
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Q. Why did the blonde bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
A. Because she...
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There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...
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I'm glad I'm a woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser...
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LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
This...
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25 hitsThree duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbl...
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A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida which will replace the...
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Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the r...
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of gol...
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22 hitsQ: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...
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One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good a...
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23 hitsDid you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...
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The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Owner...
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Nuts ... my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hel...