Golf Jokes

A rabbi loved to play golf, but he never seemed to have time. He couldn't play on Shabbat, there...

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury ...

Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...

A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the ...

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral process...

I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than an tree;

A tree o'er which my ball ...

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?

A. Just in case they get ...

Q. Why did the blonde bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?

A. Because she...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on ...

I'm glad I'm a woman

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser...

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.



This...

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbl...

A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida which will replace the...

Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the r...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up ...

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of gol...

Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good a...

Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...

The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Owner...

Nuts ... my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hel...