Golf Jokes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the...

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman ref...

A rabbi loved to play golf, but he never seemed to have time. He couldn't play on Shabbat, there...

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he not...

A man staggers into a hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightl...

Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in anot...

[This was posted on a bulletin board in a dorm at UNL. I don't know who
wrote it, sorry....

What do you call an Ethiopian with big feet?

A golf club....

"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me...

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...

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Man and his friend meet on the golf course and decide
to finis...

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury ...

Two diehard golfers are out playing a round when a thunderstorm
comes roaring in. On the ...

Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...

A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the ...

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral process...

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up
to the tee and dro...

Q:What's the difference between a golf ball and a "G-Spot"?





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One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He gra...

There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladi...

I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than an tree;

A tree o'er which my ball ...

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?

A. Just in case they get ...

A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her...