Thornburgh
General / Unsorted jokes
93 hits
Source: A local (Pittsburgh, PA) comedian.
Dick Thornburgh has resigned his positi...
general
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Victory!
General / Unsorted jokes
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The General shouted to his troops, "Onward To Victory"!
About 30 minutes later, an ur...
Who is General Failure and why's he reading my disk?...Gay man's last fun
Miscellaneous
63 hitsThree Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to...
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene i...Where Do We Play?
Miscellaneous
71 hitsPat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at hom...
There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the follow...
You might live in a redneck town
if the Dollar-General is bigger than t...
Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to kno...
Did you hear the Surgeon General's latest product advisory? Liquor bottles will carry the phrase...Bill Clinton
Political jokes
50 hits
Three presidents and Bill Clinton are in Air Force One. The engines start to die and the plane ...
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria were
discussing boyfriends, ...
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive techno...
From: General Manager
To: Departmental Heads
''On Friday evening at...Stand up nuts!
Miscellaneous
43 hitsThe recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a ba...
From David Letterman
Top Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon GeneralThat's it
Military jokes
44 hits
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of pap...Military jokes
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140 hitsThe chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruit...
Join the AirForce
Redneck jokes
32 hits
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiti...|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting...
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruit...The chief of staff of
Aviation jokes
59 hits
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruit...
My friend claims (yes, I know about urban myths) that
when he was working late at the off...Ethnic jokes
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158 hitsA long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an Engl...
The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking a...Military jokes
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139 hitsA general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of pap...
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped
a package on ...What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe...
My men are very brave
Military Jokes
47 hits|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who...
My men are very brave
Military jokes
69 hits
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, ...
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution...
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refu...
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, wer...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with th...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with th...Chapped Lips
General / Unsorted jokes
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On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behin...
All general statements are false; think about it....
The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking a...General Kitchy Kitchy
Miscellaneous
33 hitsQ: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....
A general and a young sergeant boarded a train in Germany during the occupation after the war. T...Aviation jokes
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51 hitsAs a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks...
General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because people d...Teaching the child
Aviation Jokes
78 hits|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden m...Who Is Braver?
Miscellaneous
34 hitsThree generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were ha...
(Forwards at the Betty Ford Clinic for Y2K compulsives ...)
Press Rele...
Memo from Director General to Manager:
Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclip...
Scenario: A bishop (B) and a rabbi (R) are sharing a train compartment. After
a short whi...
In the 22 May 1995 issue of The New Yorker (Price $2.50) there are five book review lampoons wri...
