What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over?
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Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Lickalotapuss
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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated....
"Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be any regular blow job!"...
Why did the jelly wobble?
Because it saw the milk shake!
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Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove....
Q: What does a farmer count his cows with?
A: A Cow-culator!
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Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?...Knock Knock
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Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Someone who can't reach the doorbell...
"Your proctologist called . They just found your head!"...Wife
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
You can negotiate...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
- In the oral office....
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.
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Q: What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: About 30 pounds.
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Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?
A. It gets toad!...
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way....
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife?
A. No
PUNCHLINE: Neither has he....
I'd never make jokes about the London Underground - that's beneath me....
Q: What do you call a pig with skin problems?
A: A warthog
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Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?
A: Ev...
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Hit him in the face with an axe.
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice....
In the year 2020, will everybody have perfect vision?
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Q: What's better than winning the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded....
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It don't matter...
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.
A 12-pack of beer!...
Q: Why cannibals don't eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny....
Why did the fish Blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom....
What do you call a fratboy in a suit?
The defendant....
A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change....
Turkey 1- "So what are you having for Thanksgiving?"Turkey 2- "I heard my owner say we're having...
What does Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
...Jolly Santa
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live....
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?
Yup...it runs in your genes!...
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
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What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!...
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
Q Why is cinderella bad at football?
A Because she has a pumkin as a coach...
Q: Do you know why God created woman second?
A: Because he didn't want all the advice....Longest word
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What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!...
....and Buddha walked up to the hot dog vendor and said, "Make me One with Everything."...
Q: How does an older man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money....
Q: What is the new Cuban national anthem?
A: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”...
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begi...
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?
A dog who bites off your ar...
