They both know what Roy tastes like....
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Because they´re afraid of Wales.
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...raise the seat before you piss....
...her butt cheeks have different zip codes....
Everyone has the same DNA....
Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?
A: You call an hambulance!...Why
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Q: why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: so he can te...Car Joke
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If you can read this,
Than I can step on my brakes,
And I can ...
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him....
If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ...If you are having sex with two woman and one walks in, what do you have?
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Divorce proceedings most likely....
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...
Q: How do we know that God is a man?
A: Because if God was a woman, spe...
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...
"Stop staring at me, and get a job!"...Bad dog
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't com...
"Yup!"
"Then go and catch it! Har har har!"...
Did you ever wonder why they put braille at a drive-up ATM?...
They're trying to get away from the noise....A Shorty
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Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?
A. A Newspaper...
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat....
There's white out on the monitor....
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the house...Boiled Egg
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Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?
A. I just got lai...Meetings
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If u put all the executives end to end they still wouldn't reach a decision!!!...Bootiful
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Where do lady ghosts go for haircuts?
The Boo-ty Parlor!...
