Right where you left it...
general - unsorted jokes
Gov\\\'t
General / Unsorted jokes
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Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!...
Is that Windex in your pants? Because I can sure see myself in them....
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!...
Put its legs behind its ears....
Tape the remote control between his toes....
What men know about women....
"My Little Carob Machine"...
Q. What is Roseanne Barr's favorite sex toy?
A. Ben - Wa basketballs....
Tell them you can't come....
yomama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck...
Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?
A: You call an hambulance!
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Doughnuts....
Dude, why did God invent man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!...The Ant
General / Unsorted jokes
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!...Money
General / Unsorted jokes
107 hits
Q: Whats the difference between a politician and $20
A: $20 can do somethi...
I don't know and I don't care!...
They both know what Roy tastes like....
Because they´re afraid of Wales.
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...raise the seat before you piss....
...her butt cheeks have different zip codes....
Everyone has the same DNA....
Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?
A: You call an hambulance!...Why
General / Unsorted jokes
7 hits
Q: why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: so he can te...Car Joke
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6 hits
If you can read this,
Than I can step on my brakes,
And I can ...
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him....
If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ...If you are having sex with two woman and one walks in, what do you have?
General / Unsorted jokes
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Divorce proceedings most likely....
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...
Q: How do we know that God is a man?
A: Because if God was a woman, spe...
