general - unsorted jokes

So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour our

guide pointed out...

The sermon had been going on endlessly. Finally the minister's voice cracked and said, "What mor...

A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like ...

Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydran...

The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to secur...

I dont have a joke link, I make my jokes from scratch.





"Beer ...

Q: Why did Jesus Christ stop playing hockey?

A: Because he got nailed to the boards....

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?



One got his head blo...

Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?



It's a solar-powered fl...

Q - Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A - Under the vacuum cleaner.
...

Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field?

A: Pretty good....

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill?

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You might be a redneck if you run from the cops on a John Deere tractor....

What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?



They both have color...

A friend of mine started up an origami paper business. Unfortunately, it folded....

How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?



They never get a job!...

What is the newest game at the white house?



Swallowing the leader!...

A:Wich cartoom charactar swares the most?

Q:Road Runner!Beep beep!...

Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn't think he's a brain ...

Two nuns are bicycling down a cobblestone street.

The first one says to the other "I ...

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gi...

How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
...

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?



A: A toilet doesn...

You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer.

You have a gun...

Q:What do monica lewinsky and a vending machine

have in common



...

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've
found a woman just lik...

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she s...

Definition of a Wife:



(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (...

Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God to Man: "So you would lov...

TEACHER :I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.

GARY: I hope you didn't eith...

A printer is made up of three parts





1. the tra...

Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?

A: So the sailors can se...

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

A: Someone is goin...

What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?

One's an African lion, and the other's ...

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?



Tenderfoot: Si...

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?





A: Turn off...

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?



...

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?



A: Because she kept s...

Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?

A: Scratching at t...

Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?



A: Tou...

Q: Did you see the polish submarine with a screen door?





A...

Sign seen on the back of a truck:



Driver carries no money, his wife has...

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom....

Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?



An...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

-- Homer...

Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?



Mom: No Jim, what made you as...

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?


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"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free

trip around the Su...

Student: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

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