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So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour our
guide pointed out...
General / Unsorted jokes
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So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour our
guide pointed out...
The sermon had been going on endlessly. Finally the minister's voice cracked and said, "What mor...
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like ...
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydran...
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The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to secur...
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I dont have a joke link, I make my jokes from scratch.
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Q: Why did Jesus Christ stop playing hockey?
A: Because he got nailed to the boards....
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?
One got his head blo...
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?
It's a solar-powered fl...
Q - Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A - Under the vacuum cleaner.
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Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field?
A: Pretty good....
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill?
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You might be a redneck if you run from the cops on a John Deere tractor....
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
They both have color...
A friend of mine started up an origami paper business. Unfortunately, it folded....
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?
They never get a job!...
What is the newest game at the white house?
Swallowing the leader!...
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A:Wich cartoom charactar swares the most?
Q:Road Runner!Beep beep!...
Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn't think he's a brain ...
Two nuns are bicycling down a cobblestone street.
The first one says to the other "I ...
Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gi...
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
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Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn...
You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer.
You have a gun...
Q:What do monica lewinsky and a vending machine
have in common
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A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've
found a woman just lik...
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she s...
Definition of a Wife:
(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (...
Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would lov...
TEACHER :I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
GARY: I hope you didn't eith...
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Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?
A: So the sailors can se...
Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
A: Someone is goin...
What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?
One's an African lion, and the other's ...
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Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?
Tenderfoot: Si...
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off...
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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
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Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?
A: Because she kept s...
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Scratching at t...
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Tou...
Q: Did you see the polish submarine with a screen door?
A...
Sign seen on the back of a truck:
Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom....
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
An...
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-- Homer...
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Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?
Mom: No Jim, what made you as...
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Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
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"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free
trip around the Su...
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Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.
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