Porquipines
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125 hits
Q: How is a Porquipine different from a BMW?
A: A Porqupine has the pricks on the out...
general - unsorted jokes
- General / Unsorted jokes
125 hits
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it....
None, because they never get the house!
...Baptism
General / Unsorted jokes
58 hits
Your mamma is so fat . . .
She had to get baptized at SeaWorld.
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When she is pregnant with a boy....
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
With a seesaw!...
The fence
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...and realizes it's actually a chocolate bar and eats it all....
E.T. Phoned home...
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be....White Out
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80 hits
How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?...
He can walk down the street and turn into a bar....
What did the sadist do to the masochist?
Nothing!...
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished....pickup
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?...
A: Three, but they're really only one.
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Men always miss them....
Q: Why did God create women? A: Because God took one look at men and said ''I know I can do b...The bar
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28 hits
Three people are going to a bar.
The first two walk into the bar and get kille...
Right where you left it...Gov\\\'t
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Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!...
Is that Windex in your pants? Because I can sure see myself in them....
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!...
Put its legs behind its ears....
Tape the remote control between his toes....
What men know about women....
"My Little Carob Machine"...
Q. What is Roseanne Barr's favorite sex toy?
A. Ben - Wa basketballs....
Tell them you can't come....
