Dyslexic Jew
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Q: What does a dyslexic Jew say?
A: Yo!...
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A boy hadn't said a word for the first thirteen years of his life. One day at dinner he suddenly...
(I found this in rec.motorcycles, and thought you might like it.)
"Its failings no...What is God?
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One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.
Counting Kid
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On an airplane trip, I sat next to a woman and her five-year-old grandson. When I mentioned that...He or She???
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Reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clue...
Does it hurt to crack a joke?
Did you ever have measles - and if so - how many?
Do t...Counting Kid
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On an airplane trip, I sat next to a woman and her five-year-old grandson. When I mentioned that...
Surveytakers asked a sizable sampling of recent MBA graduates to name the person they most admir...
(heard this joke on tv last night:)
When I told my family I wanted to be a comedia...
A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend a...
5. I'm not going to grant any extensions.
4. Call me any time. I'm always available.
Two men are talking. The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning ...
A city councillor tries to argue against increased funding for women's shelters states:"I'm not ...
Two small children are peeking through their parents' slightly ajar, bedroom door, as one says t...New Drug
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Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?
They developed a new dru...First Child
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two...Ballroom
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this guy's in the rear of a full hotel elevator and he shouts "ballroom please."
A lady stan...
A sneaky thief stole all the lavatory fixtures from the local police station.
A pol...Lawyer Joke
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A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?"
There once was a Humor List clown
Whose jokes always paused with "Scroll Down"
Did you hear about the West Palm Beach mayor who broke his finger playing softball?
...Be Bolder
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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.
In light of the New Morality...
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the s...
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't ea...Alarm
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My parents called last night and told me they are getting
an alarm system installed.
T...
Those industrious Japanese have found a way to make a buck on the AIDS scare.
Seems they'...
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton duri...
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear
weapons, sett...
[The following is from rec.humor]
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money w...
From: General Manager
To: Departmental Heads
''On Friday evening at...Real Men
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Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the...
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
On St. P...
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ken's s...
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will ...Long Life
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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 8...
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it....
Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, ...Gigolo
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one ...
If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?...
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?
A...New...
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If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new n...More Time
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A guy and a gal were in the backseat of his car after having sex. The guy says to the gal, "If I...Drunk
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Rednecks dont let friends drive drunk,they get drunk and ride with them....Two Quickies.
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Q: What's long, black, and never ends?
A: The unemployment line!
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The maker makes "It" but doesn't want it.
The buyer buys "It" but doesn't use it.
<...The parrot
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A JAMAICAN WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS WITH A PARROT ON HIS HEAD,THE DOCTOR SAYS CAN I HELP YOU AND T...
Q:why did the burger queen get pregnant?
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