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The Ex
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8 hits
"I ran into my ex the other day," A woman tells her friend. "Then I put the car into reverse and...What is
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12 hits
"Three Men And A Baby"
What you get when four men go fishing and one co...
It's not hard....Gay meat
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73 hits
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?...
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control...Math Dog
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9 hits
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
The wrong answer....BVD
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24 hits
Your momma is so fat . . .
She put on her BVDs and it spelled "Boulevard".
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Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him....
If ya can't beat 'em, E A T E M !!!!!!!!...
If a man says something and there is not a woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?...Ladies First
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62 hits
Q: How do you keep a man from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head!...
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
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Because they have Web feet!...
Because he knows in five minutes he will be licking your face!...Porquipines
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125 hits
Q: How is a Porquipine different from a BMW?
A: A Porqupine has the pricks on the out...
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it....
None, because they never get the house!
...Baptism
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58 hits
Your mamma is so fat . . .
She had to get baptized at SeaWorld.
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When she is pregnant with a boy....
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
With a seesaw!...
The fence
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...and realizes it's actually a chocolate bar and eats it all....
E.T. Phoned home...
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be....White Out
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80 hits
How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?...
He can walk down the street and turn into a bar....
What did the sadist do to the masochist?
Nothing!...
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished....pickup
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35 hits
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?...
A: Three, but they're really only one.
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