If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why s...
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MACINTOSH stands for...
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating ...Mr. Popular
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Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup o...
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!...
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten...
How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?
When your lawyer doesn't seem l...
Q: What do you call an eye doctor who lives on an island in the Bering Sea?
A: An o...
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The nation!...
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don...
...who talks about women when he's flying,
and about flying when he's with a woman....
SON: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
DAD: An onion son.
SON: You`ve obviously never ...
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex...
Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level? A: Drool is coming out of both sides ...
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?
'Cause he can no longer play with ...What do you call a successful first-year Star Wars baseball player?
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Wookie of the Year...
Did you ever watch the movie "What about Bob?"?
Well here's a poem from it:
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How can you tell if a man's playing around?
He sends you love notes tha...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush....bus stop
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An asian walks up to a jew waiting at a bus stop and says ,can you tell me when the next bus is ...Fat Momma
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YoMomma so fat when she went to the ocean she jumped into the ocean and started to sing with the...
Q: Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks? A: Because they are trying to keep the tow...Meat World
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Yo Momma so fat and hungry when she when went on a trip in the airplane she thought the world wa...Hotel
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Jesus walks into a hotel, thows 3 nails on the counter and says
Q: How many Jews does it take to run a humor mailing list?
A: One to tell a joke, and ...
Nixon:...
When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and ...
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.
A: Bambi, the White Ho...
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it ai...
Snail Tracks
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Q: Why did God give women legs?
A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...
"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year."
Q: What do you get when you cross the ...
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until...One Way
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A policeman pulled Bhola over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Drive-In
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Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in a
drive-in movie???
Marriage...
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father rep...
Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?
A: Because he threw like a ghoul!...
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?
Wife: No, but he's panting an...Rottweilers
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Q: "What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Social Worker?"
A: "It's easi...
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?
The...
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with ...Clinton
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What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?
One screw in the ...
Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!...
Because she had no arms.I KNOW you laughed at that, admit it, it was awful, mean and sadistic, b...
Think of the most annoying sound and think of something that can go higher than that. Picture t...Butcher
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A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?
Two old ladies in an...
How did the man feel when he recieved a big bill from the electrick company?
answer H...Like A Rock
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Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?
It sank... like...Fireman
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What do you call a Fireman who constantly gets people out of buildings when there is no danger??...
Was there money on the Ark?
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