...when she goes on the scales it says 'One at a time please'...
general - unsorted jokes
Because they irritate the crap out of you!
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Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle?
A: The una baller
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68; at 69 you have to turn around....phones
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48 hits
This is an at and t and mci conversation so why don't you sprint out?...
It wears a tag that says "I-da-Ho"...
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped
a package on ...
"Make me one with everything"...
A Doberman in a children's playground!
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Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!...
At the chopping mall!...
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil...
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!...Bad dog
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8 hits
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't ...
Because they all have phones....
Tyrannosaurus hex...The Ex
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8 hits
"I ran into my ex the other day," A woman tells her friend. "Then I put the car into reverse and...What is
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12 hits
"Three Men And A Baby"
What you get when four men go fishing and one co...
It's not hard....Gay meat
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73 hits
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?...
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control...Math Dog
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9 hits
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
The wrong answer....BVD
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24 hits
Your momma is so fat . . .
She put on her BVDs and it spelled "Boulevard".
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Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him....
If ya can't beat 'em, E A T E M !!!!!!!!...
