general - unsorted jokes

I saw someone that looked like you, but then the dog turned around....

When it's going cheap!...

Whiy is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!...

A sheep....

Because it's worth it....

Because the snowblower was on it's way....

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning....

Must turd!...

How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it....

Because he was a firequacker!...

What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?




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What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?...

It sticks to the map!...

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:



Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots ...

The snowblower was on its way....

An Ice-cream man getting mugged....

More leg-room!
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She wasn't sure if it was hers or not....

"Your honor"...

Q. What's the definition of a lesbian?



A. A woman doing a man's job...

It is possible to amuse the cat....

He decided that he should take another stab at it!...

All of them!...

He's a maleAnd he's talking...

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...

Because everyone gets a turn...

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN....

Why do men masturbate?



Because they want to have sex with someone they...

A Towel!!...

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?



E.T. phoned home....

...when she goes on the scales it says 'One at a time please'...

Because they irritate the crap out of you!

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Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle?

A: The una baller
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68; at 69 you have to turn around....

Right where you left him....

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag....

You take away the 'r'...

A tea bag....

Set it on fire...

How did the sand get wet?

The sea weed!...

This is an at and t and mci conversation so why don't you sprint out?...

Have you ever tried to iron one?...

"Is it in?"...

It wears a tag that says "I-da-Ho"...

Spoiled milk....

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped
a package on ...

"Make me one with everything"...

a giraffe

(think about it)...

white house...

They chip their teeth.
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