You can sleep with a light on....
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I must be following my diet too closely. I keep gaining on it....
Your momma is so fat that shes on both sides of the family...Blind Folx
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I really don't know, but I wonder:
How do blind people know when they are done wiping...
Q. What did King Kong say to Oprah Winfrey?
A. "Is it in?"...Bicycle
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was "two-tired."...Pinoccio
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What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?
"Tell a lie."...Lima
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What did the lima bean say before it went into the pot?Sufferin' succotash!...Indifference
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Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?...
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!...Winnie's Mom
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Q. What does Winnie the Poo call his mother?
A. PooNannie
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Q: Where would you find a committed man?
A: In a mental hospital.
...Smart Guys
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What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?
Proofread....
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn....
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex?
A:A bus shelter....Laywer
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Do u now how to tell when a laywer is lying
when his mouth moves.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
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You know your ugly when . . .
Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
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Do You Know what the tom cat said when
he got through making love to the Skunk?It's not that ...Funny Apple
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Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: I despise you for being different from me....
Why don't women have any brains?
Because they don't have any testicles ...I'm Hungry
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!...
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorc...
Every woman's a 10. It just depends upon which base you're counting in....
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once...
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get yo...Fish says
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Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
A:Damn <...
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!...Elephant Man
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thi...
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a man?
A: Batteries last longer.
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Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!
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Q:How do you know when a man is going to say something smart?
...90210
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...Penguins
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Two penguins are on an iceberg. One had a swimcap, the other had a boombox....
Nit "Hey"
Wit "Hay is for horses"
Nit "Aren't you glad your a jackass?"...
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?
A: I want my mummy!...
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he's coming or...Felines
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Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!...
Because they can't get in to Tuna-versity!...
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? To see time fly!...Death
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Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?A. K9P...
