general - unsorted jokes

Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?

A. Because they want their dis...

none.Bill Gates declare darkness the new standard....

1. What is the meaning of life?2. What is the point of existance?3. Would you like fries with yo...

Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a sim...

A ghost, a vampire and a zombie were off scaring little kids and then went to a big house. A pol...

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner

and a l...

Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed...

Heard on CBC Radio "Prime Time":

Why won't the NHL let Hamilton have a hockey fran...

Do you mind if I smoke?

I don't care if you burst into flames and die.

They're gonna be called "Danglers."...

A large billboard at an intersection near me has carried this message for the past week:
<...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere bef...

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer...

Somebody recent vandalised the local nudist camp. They put a hole in the wall, and the police ar...

Here I sit Same as ever



Dirty arse, got no paper



Bos...

I saw this one on the HA TV comedy net...

From Shelley Berman's hilarious book : "Up in the Air"


Q. When is it much b...

Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?

A. Because they want their dish...

What did Princess Grace have that Nata...

Your momma is so fat . . .

When she walks down the street in a yellow raincoat, people...

One is a wide-mouthed, bottom-feeding scum sucker. The other is a fish...

Someone loses a trailer home....

I heard this on "An Evening at the Improv."

It seems Nancy Reagan has started a ne...

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."...

What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?
A receding hare line.

...

Did you hear about the new Jim & Tammy Bakker slogan?

There's a sucker born ag...

Q : What would happen if the earth spun 30 times faster than it does now?

A : Every da...

An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever h...

Heard from a friend of mine:

"Saying that she is promiscuous is an understatement....

Recently overheard definition of an ec...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?



A: They're afra...

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Suzie: Don't bite any!...

Q: How do you stop an Aussie from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water....

I bought that truck new.
I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
I was just helping tha...

A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room

24.

When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does s...

When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember:...

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?



He is twice a...

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how
they prepare thei...

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

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Scientists are planning to put 300 head of cattle into orbit. It'll be the herd shot round the w...

Dear God,

Make me less stubborn-- If you can.

I ain't broke, so why fix me?
No-one can mo...

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?





A: Cause all ...

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Suzie: Don't bite any!...

Guy: My watch is telling me you aren't wearing any panties.
Girl: Yes I am.
Guy: Damn, it ...

What happens when you play Country music records backwards?



You Sober u...

Credit to Molly Ivins:

"I never thought much of Pat Buchanan until I heard one of ...

One is white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with the other you carry groceries in....

During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.



She had hi...

When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Ha...