general - unsorted jokes

It was a hot summer day and two nuns were painting a room in the convent.

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax?

A: Although married people fax quite often, ...

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax?

A: Although married people fax quite oft...

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new m...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess

happened upon a fr...

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in ...

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through li...

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came a...

Mario the mafioso gave his son Tony a handgun for his 13th birthday. The next week, when Mario a...

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came a...

Mario the mafioso gave his son Tony a handgun for his 13th birthday. The next week, when Mario a...

A Sardarji father gave the following advice to his son about to be married. "Son, if you want th...

A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, 'I want yo...

Mr. Brown: Give me a round trip ticket.

Agent: Where to?

Mr. Brown: Back her...

A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every te...

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags pack...

Taken from Q&A in NEW SCIENTIST magazine: (I don't know how true this is...)

Q. I h...

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.<...

Heard this on an NPR distinguished speaker lecture this afternoon:

This Christian ...

A young boy comes in from playing with his friend to ask his father a question. "Dad, what is a ...

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.

All of a sudden the engine blew and...

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.



"May I buy yo...

Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic abo...

There was a building and the first floor had a pickle store. the second was nothing. the third f...

There was 2 groundhogs on one side of the road and the one groundhog said I bet the grass on tha...

Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. 'sorry' said the barman, 'we don't se...

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before enteri...

These Radio Armenia jokes were told to me by a friend who says
that he heard them when he...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doe...

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and as...

A gentleman broom met a lady broom in the back of a hardware store. When they fell in love, he s...

Once a desi Indian fellow from some remote village happened to visit America alone.

...

17 percent of all car-crashes are caused by drunken drivers. So 83 percent of all crashes are ca...

I am reminded...

A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying t...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of acoma for several months, yet she stayed by hi...

This really happened:

I was calling funeral homes getting information about making...

A newly wed couple arranged to spend their honeymoon in a basement apartment
they had ren...

A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.



The husband says, "I...

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother repli...

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through li...

It seems that a man was brought to cri...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at ...

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will
dena.
so the g...

"Say," said the smooth operator in a confidential tone to the host of the party, "there's a lot ...

When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didnt want any.
When God...

A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"

The mother said, "Bec...

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse - after hearing both sides about the se...

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the ...