general - unsorted jokes

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f...

I'm sure you could imagine,

It's as simple as can be,

The place is very comm...

12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?



11. I'm surprised you stopp...

I decided to try my spellchecker for accuracy. This is what happened when I used "my" Spellcheck...

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they st...

A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear...

Here's a joke I "appropriated" from an old TV show:

Police: Mr. Johnson, we have j...

Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.



They stopped at a fi...

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says,...

Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will ...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.



After hours...

Three men had been friends for a long time and each night they went out for a good time. But one...

An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the impressive Mann Auditorium to take in a c...

"A love letter with chocolate" by Kevin Missen

Swallowing that chocolate you just a...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.



After hours of...

A telephone rings in a Brooklyn apartment and the lady of the house answers. "Huh-lowww", she sa...

At first I was afraid



Now I?m petrified



That I just ...

On New York's Upper West Side lived an assimilated Jew who was a militant atheist. But he sent h...

It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.

All of ...

A woman walks into a department store and buys:

1 bar of soap

1 toothbrus...

A married guy was out getting a little "strange stuff" when he suffered a
massive heart a...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doe...

Smith
goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Bos...

In a group therapy session, a discussion arose concerning the impact each person in the group wa...

The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was res...

When the old cowboy walked out of the saloonand went to unhitch his horse, he noticed that the a...

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shr...

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wi...

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to ...

Told by Rabbi Lionel Blue on "Thought for the day," Radio 4, Monday
29th July 1991.

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shr...

There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was...

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside the printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told...

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom
and his wife Grace listen...

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He ...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors o...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors o...

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of
a sudden, he heard a parrot cry...

DENTIST'S HYMN: "Crown Him with Many Crowns"
WEATHERMAN'S HYMN: "There Shall be Showers of B...

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"...

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.



On...

There was this magician who did an act for vacationers. He had a parrot that was always ruining ...

A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's ...

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fas...

A guy goes to the pet store and asks for a cheap pet that he can take anywhere. The store owner ...

This is an old joke that has been heard around the Pentagon for some years, now.

...

A reportedly true story heard on Q107 ...

He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or nice ... but does he remember to ...

[This was forwarded to me by a co-worker and is reportedly an...]

Excerpt from The...