Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?
A. He didn't see the Ewe ...
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A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, "Look ... I'm sorry, but I'm just not your...
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."...
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?Ricky Retardo...
A: Anti-hiss-tamines...
Their last big hit was the wall!...
On his wedding day, his bride shows up with a date....
None. That's a sophomore course....
Be sure to check your work for accuracy and completemess....60 mintues
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Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!...
One was a musician, and the other didn't have any money either....Price
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SON: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
FATHER: "I don't know, son, I'...
A black and blue belt...
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!...
Their balls are just for decoration....
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole....
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with th...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with th...Chapped Lips
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On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behin...
From David Letterman
Top Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip!...
A: It takes too long to retrain them....
Burgers and flies....
The first is a cunning array of stunts!...
Grease her hips and push....Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I recently noticed a similarity between my wife and M-TV.
They both get turned on ...Dirty minds
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Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
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Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in most dictionaries?
-- Scott...
A: "I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snac...Michiban
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What do the michigan wolverines and marijuana have in common? ...
You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand of cigarettes....Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?
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A: Tiger Woods.
...Yo moma
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yo momaso ugly when she was born they had to feed her with a sling shot...
You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!...
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants tonight....
An eskimo in heat....Mom's have Mother's day, Dads have Father's day, What do single guys have?
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Palm Sunday....
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken...
Because if they migrated north they'd get too cold....
(From the author of "The Usenet Penis Length Survey")...
"Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What ...
Q. What do the TV shows 'Green Acres' and 'Roseanne' have in common?
A. A pig named Ar...
