general - unsorted jokes

Because 7 8 9....

If Obi Wan Had a Son, of what name would he bear it?



Obi Tu...

Because it's no big deal unless you're not
getting any....

"Don't look now, but something between us really smells."...

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well

behaved group o...

My friend claims (yes, I know about urban myths) that
when he was working late at the off...

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?





Because i...

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Just between you and me. Something smells....

Q: What's E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!...

Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy....

A red carnation!...

Q: What did one gay frog say to the other?

A: Rub-it Rub-it
...

kjnjnmnnm,...

Your name. He He...

You get kicked out of all-you-can-eat restaurants.
...

Nice belt....

Q.What happens when you throw a rock

into a red sea?



A. It gets...

About three inches....

What did one fag say to the other fag in the bar? Can I push your stool?...

Cut the rope....

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7, 8, 9. !!!!!!!!!!
...

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks....

Neither has he....

Why was 6 afraid of 7?



Because 7 8 9!...

You're so fat that when you went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
...

Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard....

Ho,ho,ho!...

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone....

It said on the box 'good for up to 20 pounds'!...

coz he's got wee legs!...

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!...

hcgcltglpdf,gl...

If he or she is awake....

Nice belt!...

(I've heard this story several times, but I'm damned if I can
remember who these Generals...

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!
...

Why do hummingbirds hum?



They forgot the words.........

A pikie...

Limestone!...

Trustworthy....

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?...

What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg?



Nothing...

A) Because their parents were in a jam!...

A: Nipples!...

The one who doesn't exist....

Dress her up as an alter boy!...

Fill it with gas....

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts
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Whiy is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!...

Doesn't get the joke....