Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song....
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Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!...Knock, Knock
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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I'M DWOWNING!...
Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!...
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Willie came up to the t...
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voi...
Bill, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man...
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me, too" said t...
Ten reasons why beer is better than religion:
1. No one will ki...
A woman is in a dentist's office...
Dentist: "Ma'am, that tooth looks very bad, ...Mommy Test
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I was out walking with my then 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and s...
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, th...
A college professor of logic was attempting to teach his young son the principles of clear think...
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the fol...
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to v...
A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over sever...
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little red
street in...
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.
...The Crazies
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A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.<...
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband ...
The difference between men and women: A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman...
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. T...
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly revie...
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews...Wake up call
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Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each othe...
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 ...
A young lady had just emerged from a hot bath when the door bell rang. Dripping wet, she ran to ...Name It
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After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar a...
Letter home from school...
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ reall...
A Texan in New York City needed to call a nearby community from a pay phone.
"Deposit $1....
A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls ove...
Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager
10) Like is, like, the most co...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one." Me, too" said the s...
The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly ...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...
From Rick Marshall, pastor of Crossroads Bible Church, San Jose:
A couple of weeks...
This is a sign I have had in my computer room for some time
now. It's a laminated xerox ...
I want to go back to the period when Hitler was just in charge and the german jews where discrim...
There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to...My Aunt
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Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
...School Sign
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What si...
How do you catch a polar bear?
You dig a hole in the ice and place peas...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 20: one to change the bulb, the r...
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and one scoo...
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He open...
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He open...
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a...
Did you know, I was reading about an enormous factory in the USA where there is only ONE MAN wor...
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparin...
