general - unsorted jokes

Ten! You gotta a PROBLEM with that?...

Come on baby come and light my fire...

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....

His wife is good at picking out clothes....

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live....

What is the Cubans national anthem


Row row row youre boat...

How are men and parking spots the same? All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handica...

Nurse: No change yet....

What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?



Sucks d...

Never leave him alone with a bag of pretzels....

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister....

When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose....

One brilliant flash and it's gone....

A loose connection....

How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!...

Put a naked woman and a six pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one....

He'd move all the furniture....

[We thought of this late one night...]...

Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

A. Sparky!
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What did one undertaker say to the other? Pass me another cold one!...

Seen on a bloodied, ripped T-shirt: I LOVE MY PIT BULL....

Breast don't have eyes...

a brick does not fallow you around two weeks after you lay it....

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong....

Honey I'm home
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...and got surrounded on six sides by hexagon bandits....

What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?



ET - The extra testicle!...

You get to park in the handicap zone.
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?



He worked it out wit...

What's the difference between a duck?



One of it's legs is both the same...

Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?



A. He didn't see the Ewe ...

Q- whats got 100 balls and screws old ladies



A- BINGO...

Caer-Philly...

A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, "Look ... I'm sorry, but I'm just not your...

When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."...

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?Ricky Retardo...

one Jedi night...

A: Anti-hiss-tamines...

Their last big hit was the wall!...

On his wedding day, his bride shows up with a date....

None. That's a sophomore course....

Be sure to check your work for accuracy and completemess....

Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!...

One was a musician, and the other didn't have any money either....

Buffet the Vampire Slayer...

Humpme Dumpme...

SON: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

FATHER: "I don't know, son, I'...

A black and blue belt...

A ball point PENguin!...

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!...