general - unsorted jokes

A record company have launched a CD with a compilation of your favourite tunes which you'd hear ...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the be...

• She was wearing the same outfit as mine, but who cares? And, it lo...

They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."



Her Dentist; he...

A young jewish boy was doing very poorly in school, especially in mathematics. So, his father, a...

"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."



If you are obsessive-compu...

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send some...

There are two solutions to the problem in Eastern Europe, the practical solution and the miracul...

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He ...

Sam was trying to show his wife that women talk much more than men. To prove his point he showed...

Sam was trying to show his wife that women talk much more than men. To prove his point he showed...

Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow in a deer.He says,"Sit down and wait here and don't...

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but unfortunately she did no...

A mercenary preacher was traveling back from a mission of peace through the jungle when all of a...

A mercenary preacher was traveling back from a mission of peace through the jungle when all of a...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the...

A Huey Cobra practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise had a problem an...

A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a...

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best adv...

[ believed to be original from my officemate Scott Wallace ]

We get hit up by door...

I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you...

Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.



A...

Q: Why is a ship called she?

A: A ship is called a "she" because:

Ther...

After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really de...

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?"

Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando."When you exit the bus, please be sure to lo...

Tourist to Taxi driver: "How much is it to the Airport?"

Taxi driver: "That's five...

Did you know that waving red cloth in front does not make any bull angry?

It is the...

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks t...

A cantor brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured m...

Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they w...

Lou Ann passed away and Billy Bob called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that ...

A science class was taking a test. The test was basically identifying birds by their feet. One s...

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

...

While traveling through Antigo, Wisconsin, our family stopped in a local restaurant for a brief ...

There was a flight attendent trying to break in the new flight attendent. When the plan gets to...

During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an argument with his neighbor, about presidential poli...

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. ...

This Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighbourhood, in the...

A cantor brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured m...

Woman's Quote of the Day:



"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...

Little Cindy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jil...

Heard at a rock concert at La Trobe University,
Melbourne Australia.


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The following appeared in Jean Godden's column in the Seattle
Post-Intelligencer on Decem...

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring t...

Here's a few I read in some verysmalledition book of Soviet Anecdotes.

An old woma...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...

The following is true - the whole story can be found on p. 101 of the July Scientific American:<...

An elderly Jewish man was admitted to the local hospital, which happened to be run by a Catholic...