They stare at other people's feet when they talk....
general - unsorted jokes
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?...
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!...
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?...Mayonaise
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38 hits
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!...
Whats the difference between a slut and a bitch?...
"Don't have more than two children in one year"...
God hadn't created the chicken yet....
He got a puncture and now he lives in a flat!...What is the similarity between American beer and having sex in a rowboat?
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40 hits
They are both SO close to water!...
They both are fluffy, and they both pee at the worst times....
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
They both...
A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
She thought it was a map...
So they can stand closer to the sink....
He always gets nailed to the boards...
Your hair is so black and dirty, you should wash it sometimes....
Q: What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie?
A. meloncollie...
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5%...What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
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27 hits
A polynomial ring!...Food
General / Unsorted jokes
89 hits
Q:hear about the carrot that died??
A:there was a big turnup at the funera...Safe Sex
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7 hits
You know uncle Ron's cure for AIDS: Sit down and keep your mouth shut!...
A squirrel on drugs....
Ten! You gotta a PROBLEM with that?...
Come on baby come and light my fire...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....
His wife is good at picking out clothes....
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live....
How are men and parking spots the same? All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handica...
Nurse: No change yet....
What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
Sucks d...
Never leave him alone with a bag of pretzels....
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose....
One brilliant flash and it's gone....
A loose connection....Hillbillies
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41 hits
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!...
Put a naked woman and a six pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one....
He'd move all the furniture....Here Boy
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5 hits
Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
A. Sparky!
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What did one undertaker say to the other? Pass me another cold one!...
