general - unsorted jokes

[My father tells this one. It's proba...

Rose West was in her cell awaiting trial and was pretty much down in the dumps.

The...

Top ten answers I always wanted to give to women but never have (and had to keep on dealing with...

Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft ...

One PAYDAY MR.GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took miss HERSHEY'S behind the POWERHOUSE on th...

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your plac...

You can usually find someone to do it with.
If you get tired, you can stop, save your plac...

The Idiot by Dudley Randall

"That cop was powerful mean.

First he called ...

This is email received today.

"Hello, drkoop.com members! This week's newsletter is...

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We we...

|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily...

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heav...

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have
companions, so h...

The other day I was sitting in the doctor's office when a nun came running out of the exam room ...

At the dawn of time, Adam is in the garden of Eden with all theanimals. It is an absolute paradi...

[The following, possibly apocryphal story appeared in this morning's
(28/03/91) Glasgow H...

... that the husbands of the ten best-dressed women are never on the list of the ten best-dresse...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeti...

You probably won't believe this but one day my father-in-law Joe and I were out fishing, well ca...

The other day I was sitting in the doctor's office when a nun came running out of the exam room ...

A Muscovite asks her butcher for beef and is told there is none. She asks for
chicken. ...

What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?



Answer...

I saw my friend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger. When I pointed t...

In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.In Germany, everything that is...

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

"Renounce Satan!" yelled Fath...

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two me...

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. As she got to on...

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
?What are those knives ...

The Lions practice was postponed today after one of the players found an unusual, white substanc...

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

"Renounce Satan!" yelled Fat...

A seven-year-old horse was entered in a big money race which it proceeded to win by seven length...

This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, a...

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?



Answer: Cheap-Cheap...

Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

A: Santaclaustrophobia!...

Do you have an uncle named Jack?
No! why, Well if your uncle Jack was to climb up on the roo...

Guy-Knock, Knock



Girl-Who's there?



Guy-Emersom...

Beer nuts are $1, and deer nuts are always under a buck....

A while ago, one of the songs sung by the choir in my church was named And the
Father Wil...

There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons. The first one says "My son is very suc...

Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.



They always liked to com...

No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
B...

"She told me," a women complained to a friend, "that you told her the secret I told you not to t...

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please ...

"Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
"One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day ...

From Joyce Lain Kennedy's employment column in the Dallas Morning News,
an ad which repor...

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it ...

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spe...

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spe...

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual qu...

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't...