Three guys of three different races walk into a bar. They say, "OUCH!"...
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your mama is so fat that when i get into bed with her i have to spread flour on her to find the ...
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?
A. He didn't see the Ewe tur...
Siamese twins!...
One, the rest just sit around and talk about how they did it first....Horses
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the long
face?"...Who's God?
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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...
He was studying foreign languages.
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Tell her a joke on Wednesday....Thermometers
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What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The ta...
He died laughing before he could tell anybody....What does a British elevatorman say to you when he sees you attempting to hitchhike?
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"Need a LIFT?"...
Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open? A: So their brains can breathe....
It takes me fifteen minutes to clear my throat!...
It's kinda cute, but can it pick up peanuts?...Lost Tail
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Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's tale?
A: The retail store.
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One of them says 'I think I left an electron outside.'The other asked, "Are you positive?"
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It takes too long to sink in...
A Penguin in a revolving door....
They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to
be on the safe ...
Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"...
sleep next to a Ticketmaster outlet....
He didn't make the cut....
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?
Po-pouri!...
When the drumsticks are hitting the drums....
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin' catholic....
They stare at other people's feet when they talk....
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?...
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!...
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?...Mayonaise
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Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!...
Whats the difference between a slut and a bitch?...
"Don't have more than two children in one year"...
God hadn't created the chicken yet....
He got a puncture and now he lives in a flat!...What is the similarity between American beer and having sex in a rowboat?
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They are both SO close to water!...
They both are fluffy, and they both pee at the worst times....
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
They both...
A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
She thought it was a map...
So they can stand closer to the sink....
He always gets nailed to the boards...
