general - unsorted jokes

A man was complaining to his coworker about a terrible headache he was experiencing. The coworke...

A man was complaining to his coworker about a terrible headache he was experiencing. The coworke...

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .



Says He: "I'm s...

An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; th...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops h...

The guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was suing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to...

A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought som...

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed
with another man. (S...

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same...

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.



2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Inser...

This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the
highway. We both pull...

Things Never Said By a Redneck...



1. Wrasslin's fake.

(I'm not proud, I'll take th...

A pretty young college student visited her professor's office after class. She glanced down the ...

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray ...

It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank ...

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The...

There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits...

A guy walked into a bar and said

"Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
<...

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." T...

Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chance...

Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, wait 10 mi...

• Hot dogs with just a hint of Tabasco.
  

• "Kids eat free" n...

A female student shows up during a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, cl...

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:To be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me mil...

There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"
Eight days of presents (in theory...

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. They found seats in the crowded sta...

This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple...

Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." T...

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back ...

Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." T...

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day ...

A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, "I've got good news, and bad news for ...

The lady goes to a drug store and asks for some black condoms. The salesman says he's out of bla...

With apologies to Mr. Roosevelt, good advice for young investor of today is, "Walk softly, but c...

Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous comp...

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

<from Richard Buchmiller>

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plu...

99 little bugs in the code,

99 bugs in the code,

fix one bug, compile it aga...

Jamie and Suzie were walking down the street pushing their dolls in doll strollers. Jamie -

Well their are three guyz on a bridge fishing. they all think there dicks are bigger than each o...

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick ...

Difficult words to say when you are drunk......



* Innovative

Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
Victor: A...

A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking n...

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name ...

A guy walking on the street spots a local comedic political news reporter and asks him, "why do ...