Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?
A: Because of al...
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere....
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A Buccaneer!...
Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
A: Jewelry....
Knock knock Who's there? KatmanduKatmandu who? Katmandu what Catwoman wants!...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it....
Q: What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman?
A: Snowballs....
Whats the square root of 69?
ANSWER -- EIGHT something...
Q: What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
A: I'm EARresistable
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How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A Buccaneer!...
Q: How do you get 11 violinists to play in tune?
A: Shoot 10 of them....
Why are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they're all over you...
If you believe the people that believe in reincarnation,
life sucks, then you die. Then ...
Why do goalkeepers have more money than football players?...
What is the difference between pink and purple?
The grip, man, its all ...
Why should you always take two Baptists fishing with you?If you take one, he'll drink all your b...
1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep...
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed someth...
Two hunters were walking through the woods. one of them fell down and grabbed his chest like he ...
I heard this from my mother--I don't know where she heard it.
A tourist is visitin...
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner o...
The subway car was packed beyond capacity. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stan...
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed by thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
At ho...
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my ...
At the end of a long line of people waiting to get into Lenin's tomb
there are people hol...
I understand that it would be considered 'bad taste' to introduce myself as Randy. eg "Hi, I'm r...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bu...
Where I work we have a policy of posting all notices in bilingual format,
English and Fre...
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owne...
The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one ...
2 guys talking...
Man 1: My doctor's a quack! My wife got treated for liver proble...
Marge Schott, the owner of the Cincinati Reds baseball team, known for her remarkbly insensitive...
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits...
Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty...
This goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things: A herd of buffalo
can only move ...
Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alie...
Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!
You guys ever eat camel ...
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A friend of mine and his boss went boating a few weeks ago, and the...Password
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I was working in a wall street investment bank when someone from the information technology grou...
A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. "The thing ...
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer ...You Tell Him
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A woman was trying to make her husband go to church with her, but he refused. One day he asked h...
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack
up your things. I just ...
A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter
and rings the bell. ...
My wife saw these in the current Business and Finance so maybe they're
not that new. (USA...
A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it wer...
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the pape...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitre'd there will be at least a twent...
