Because deep down, they're really not that bad!
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general - unsorted jokes
They both like a tight seal!...
Because it was a copycat, and it was copying the chicken....
Dear God,Please grant me patience - NOW!...
Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?...
They always want to know how to cook food stamps.
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Make them into a tire and call it a Goodyear....
Second guy: Why doesn't he just buy one? It's faster....
They both go down for the Count....
A brain tumor...
You gotta hand it to her!...Skydiving
General / Unsorted jokes
104 hits
Why do girls have to where a cup when they skydive?
So they dont whistl...Eat That?
General / Unsorted jokes
22 hits
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit??
A: "Are you gonna eat that??"
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Letting her keep him....
He got the sack....Men
General / Unsorted jokes
127 hits
What do a toilet, a clitoris and a anniverary have in common? Men always miss them....
Only if it makes you late for the ceremony....
If Atheists don't belive in God...
...can they get insured for an act o...
ham radio...
When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his
sleep.
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Because they have cotton balls....Need a Push?
General / Unsorted jokes
49 hits
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing.A: She had no arms....Jif
General / Unsorted jokes
127 hits
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif....If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
General / Unsorted jokes
55 hits
The one labeled "IDAHO"....Mistakes
General / Unsorted jokes
61 hits
I never make the same mistake twice--I'm too busy making new ones....
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.
One said to the other, "You're g...cookies
General / Unsorted jokes
38 hits
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
A: Because he was feeling crummy!
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You don't know?So you're the one!...
A: That's not funny!!!
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Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?
Just look at your dri...
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refu...
A great Soviet general was once asked by his adjutant, "Comrade General,
what is the mean...
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive techno...
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the fi...
Rick O' Shea....
...the ceremony was OK, but the reception was fabulous...
Q: Why did they kick raggedy ann out of the toy box?
A: Because she was always sittin...Gum Crossing
General / Unsorted jokes
74 hits
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...
Your so fat when you dived of the diving board the water moved out of the way....
Cauchy - it leaves a residue at every pole....
