general - unsorted jokes

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat

STANDING u...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into d...

* * Starkle, starkle, little twink, *

* * *

* Who the hell are you I t...

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. P...

Q: Laloo prasad Yadav, Mulayam, Jaylalitha, Sitaram Kesri, Sukh Ram and other corrupt politician...

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.

The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still stand...

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flowe...

Did you hear the one about the <ethnic> who came home and found
his wife between th...

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "I...

A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.



The owner, a bit outrag...

Seen in the want ads:



A tall well-built woman with good

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There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts,

'WHOOO...

A young lady, sitting on her minnow bucket while fishing was approached by a man who asked her w...

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they d...

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.



As he leans over to beg...

A New Jersey farmer mowed down a 60-foot-wide swastika someone had hacked out in his cornfield.<...

A drunk stopped a passer-by and asked the time.

The passer-by looked at his watch a...

For anyone else who keeps records of the trash posted on these boards.

This is your d...

I don't know if this has been around the net much but I couldn't stop laughing
as I read...

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two:



"Wh...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the kings...

The dying man gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, Lisa,"he said. "Of course, Richard," ...

A man in St. Louis, Missouri, has a business in which he cleans women's houses, in the nude, for...

What's a man's worst nightmare?



1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a so...

Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland?



In Poland's largest shopping...

This was heard on Atlanta radio station as one of the cures for boredom while
sitting aro...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would not

remain his friend f...

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -

"DOC, DOC......

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -

"DOC, DOC...I ...

(I hope you've all been following the latest European agricultural problems.)

So t...

Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a boiled potato?

A. It takes longer t...

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattl...

Man is in traffic court . His defense goes like this.. "Your honor, it's not fair. I was in a wh...

CHICAGO - The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline officials at O'Hare...

Kidding yourself into believing that you still have plenty of time to finish holiday shopping. A...

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop ...

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving...

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion h...

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop ...

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?



30, 2 to hold t...

Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.



"C...

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
...

Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
When you are thir...

Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
When you are thir...

Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the re...

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

I once had a highly qualified applicant for the position of Motor Equipment Operator with the St...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and ...