Pig-ipede
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs!...
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Drinking heavily the night before....
None. It's much easier to cry in the dark....
when you put them on their back they are both screwed...Men
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest....
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!...
Men miss them all...
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed....Yum Yum
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Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
...Dry humour
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Q:Why was the man at the dry cleaners' always in a hurry?
A:Because he had...
This is a real joke
(It's in Morse code)
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A ho down...D.N.A.
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Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
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Kick his sister in the chin....Stockmarket
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You might be a redneck if...
You think the stock market has a fence around it....Watch
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Q: Why don't women have watches?
A: Because there is a clock ...
What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men....Hanky
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Q: How can you make a very lively hankerchief?
A: Put a little boogey in it...
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?...
All men are idiots ... I married their king....
Their personalities....
[This was circulating at my wife's company.]...
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight....Cooking
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Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!...Pick up line
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants....
A ho down....
No more calls from insurance companies....
Have you ever smelled mothballs????
I was just wondering how you would ...
He had to get to the body shop....Stress
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( This landed on my desk one day. Origin unknown... - LN )...
They take the psycho path....
Q: How do you spell `onomatopoeia?'
A: The way it sounds....
How do you get four gay guys to sit at one stool?
Turn it upside down!...Mad Dog!
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What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!...
Because of the pepper spray....Bus
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Your mamma is so fat when she sees a bus go down the street she says stop that twinkee!...69
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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ?No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the...
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply...
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
A: Three. One to eat...
Pay him for the pizza....
