"Yup!"
"Then go and catch it! Har har har!"...
general - unsorted jokes
Did you ever wonder why they put braille at a drive-up ATM?...
They're trying to get away from the noise....A Shorty
General / Unsorted jokes
34 hits
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?
A. A Newspaper...
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat....
There's white out on the monitor....
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the house...Boiled Egg
General / Unsorted jokes
53 hits
Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?
A. I just got lai...Meetings
General / Unsorted jokes
30 hits
If u put all the executives end to end they still wouldn't reach a decision!!!...Bootiful
General / Unsorted jokes
5 hits
Where do lady ghosts go for haircuts?
The Boo-ty Parlor!...
Because she was a plant eater!...
She wanted to try a Vienna Sausage....
My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you oughta see her box!...
They are both meat substitutes....Baldness
General / Unsorted jokes
96 hits
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?...
1. Put it in.
2. Pull it out.
3. Repeat if necessary...Pig-ipede
General / Unsorted jokes
55 hits
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs!...
Drinking heavily the night before....
None. It's much easier to cry in the dark....
when you put them on their back they are both screwed...Men
General / Unsorted jokes
126 hits
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest....
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!...
Men miss them all...
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed....Yum Yum
General / Unsorted jokes
14 hits
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
...Dry humour
General / Unsorted jokes
40 hits
Q:Why was the man at the dry cleaners' always in a hurry?
A:Because he had...
This is a real joke
(It's in Morse code)
...
A ho down...D.N.A.
General / Unsorted jokes
30 hits
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
...
Kick his sister in the chin....Stockmarket
General / Unsorted jokes
89 hits
You might be a redneck if...
You think the stock market has a fence around it....
